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Ya ever go into wal-mart or another store and become bored and all the sudden in your mind you become like a robot....

when you turn your head to look down an isle (in your head) you make this bzzzzzzz noise and when you have to talk to people it sounds very weird and jagged (in your head) like a computer...

and when you reach for something you make that metal on metal noise with *pop pink* type noises (in your head)

and as you go to leave every footstep shakes the building and make a giant THUMP THUMP THUMP noise (in your head)

and you are daring someone to say a bad thing to you cause you are just dying to use those new "I will make you a pile of dirt" lasers you have in your eyes???????? But no one ever does...

On a lighter note...I saw a kitten run across the road and 2 guys that both had on tshirts that said "fireman" on them jumped out of a car (off duty)?
and chase it...it darted under their car and it took about 5 minutes for them to take her into custody:loving: they had traffic all backed up and I just sat there and watched and flipped off a few people who went around the 3 cars that sat there...they were cussin and honking...they had no idea a kittens life was hanging right there under the car ...but still thats no reason to be ugly just cause traffic was backing up ....I mean c'mon !! Its oklahoma!!! we have tractors and cows and horses that back up traffic and they dont get cussed at!! The whole thing was very comical and very sweet to see these 2 big guys takin time out of their day to save 1 tiny life:blushing:

Its a good thing I didnt use my "eye lasers" on those bad people..but I figured it would just make things worse so I kept my powers to myself....for now....................................
 
:hmmmm: Can't say I've ever had that Walmart eyelaser experience with buzzing & ping-ing.....:thinking:
 
:canabis: When I was in highschool and used to get stoned :smokin: I felt that way :pound:
 
You are a piece of work, psycho. And I am saying that with pure affection! :loving:Only you could start a thread and name it after yourself. :lol:Drats, Oklahoma is TOO far away from me, but I'd love to meet ya!:hug:
 
Gave it up years ago.......:spy: started to get :peep:....you looking at me....paranoid ...what,,,,,,what...:behindsofa:


:teeth:.....I'd rather have a :cocktail:
 
The people here just rock!! I lub my sweet spoofee friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I really do think my brain is broken though sometimes..........

just sometimes though
 
You are a piece of work, psycho. And I am saying that with pure affection! :loving:Only you could start a thread and name it after yourself. :lol:Drats, Oklahoma is TOO far away from me, but I'd love to meet ya!:hug:

:thinking:I think her picture may be up at the Post Office........:pound:
 
:thinking:I think her picture may be up at the Post Office........:pound:


Ohhhhh noooos!! I thought that was a mirror...I was wondering why they put a mirror at the post office....and why did i look so baaaad in that mirror:mmph:
 
:messenger: you need to start publishing some of your short stories!
 
I'd be pished!! go kick her a$$!! tell her you will kill her if she ever tries to steal your thunder again!!! she can make that cake at home and shove it where the sun don't shine and that is your 'gathering recipe'...how selfish to take advantage of your generosity and sharing nature!!

:blushing:

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does anyone know if I need this??


:idea:............:pound:
 
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When you bartend (almost 20 years) you are supposed(?) to stay sober behind the bar :druel: and you learn to entertain people with silly stories...

I used to tell ppl that were close to me and came to the bar, to not believe everything i said when I was working...I would add a comic turn to stories or add to stories to make them funny...If ya wanna know the truth talk to me in private...my stories are for fun ...I get bored so easy in this brain of mine:lol:

Its also fun to see peoples reaction when you say something "to the far left" of the playing field:boogy:

:kissing:

:blushing:

:suspicious:
 
Rep game Closed.


I gave....dont know how many...dont care...and none of you may know how many I got...now, can we all say PMS??????

I love spoofee....dont kick me out...

oh hell kick me out I dont care....

yes i do please just lub me!!

bastids!!!

hahahaha clean up on isle 17...crazy lady wit evil eye....I repeat....

:rofl:

This thread should be named "Great posts by :messenger:
 
That happens to me all the time. :eek:

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:lol:
 
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