We have an old saying here on the Island "I am like a horse that sees the barn!" Meaning, I get into one routine or habit, and, that is what I head for! Today while shopping at the Safeway a gal came over and said "Doc why don't you try the self-service check out?" Of course that went right over my head, but, if I am anything, I am curious so I thought why not?! Didn't seem that difficult to me, however, I mucked up the coupons and the Safeway card entry, then I dropped canned goods on the floor and sent then rolling in the aisle! The receipt would not print,some alarm went off, and, I had no clue that someone would NOT BAG my groceries for me so I just stood there as if they would magically hop into the sacks themselves! Finally the Manager, a nice gentleman that I have known for years, walked over howling with laughter, and, said "Doc, promise me you will never, never, never get into this lane again!" I replied "Now look here, I did all this work, and, what do I get now, another ten percent off my groceries?!?!" To which he replied, laughing, "No! You only get out of here faster!" What a stupid concept! I do their work, bagged my own groceries, and, do not receive an extra credit, a coupon, a free donut, ANYTHING for my hard effort?! Won't be doing THAT again!:mmph: Folks laughed and clapped as I pushed my very full cart of groceries by, and, I just laughed and waved, and, took a bow!LOL
Anyway.....Spoofee folks, do any of you use those self-check out lanes when you shop? Am I the only moron to muck up that so called express lane check out? Is there a course to take or a manual one is suppose to read to navigate the dam thing with speed and grace?!?! Whatever happened to just answering the checker's question of "Do you want paper or plastic bags?!"
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Anyway.....Spoofee folks, do any of you use those self-check out lanes when you shop? Am I the only moron to muck up that so called express lane check out? Is there a course to take or a manual one is suppose to read to navigate the dam thing with speed and grace?!?! Whatever happened to just answering the checker's question of "Do you want paper or plastic bags?!"
Rags:wave: