spam subject lines

[clubchick]

ok, i want to know the best subject lines you've seen. nothing too vulgar, i'd say we ought to keep it pg or pg-13, but some of these just crack me up. seems to me, most of these come from people who don't speak english well... for example, i just got one for viagra or cialis or one of those enhancers that reads:

YOU WORRY OF NOT HAVING DESCENDANTS
LOL sounds like a fortune cookie to me

 

[Big Daddy]

Call clubchick at 867-5309.

 

[clubchick]

yeah, so then i got this one:

BIG DADDY SUBSCRIBES, SO SHOULD YOU

 

[Big Daddy]

yeah, so then i got this one:

You're right, I worry not of having any more descendants. Too bad its for the wrong reason.

 

[clubchick]

ok so here's my latest one that made me go "huh?" who writes this stuff?

Lovely teenie in white lingerie frigs

and why am i getting all these anyway?

 

[Cedar]

ok so here's my latest one that made me go "huh?" who writes this stuff?

Lovely teenie in white lingerie frigs

and why am i getting all these anyway?

With Spam folder on my gmail & not giving out my work email I never see Spam anymore, it's nice.

 

[Big Daddy]

ok so here's my latest one that made me go "huh?" who writes this stuff?

Lovely teenie in white lingerie frigs

and why am i getting all these anyway?

It seems like you're the only one getting these.

 

[Casey]

yahoo spam filter works very very well... i recieve maybe 1 a week that passes through...

 

[clubchick]

well, of course i use yahoo's spam filter... but i have to clear my bulk folder daily cuz i end up with like 50 or more and i need to make sure i'm not missing a freebie i don't know who sold my name is all...
so anyway i scan the subject lines to make sure they're not important like:

Surprise your wife

um... yeah... ok... when i'm ready to surprise her, i'll click your email