Talk Like a Pirate Day

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Arrrr...Talk Like a Pirate Day is today!

Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day. Hope ye be talking like a pirate. All day me phone not ring. Someone call so I be able to answer "Arrrr".
 
Arrr.. that be Silly! But me Likes tha sound of that .... ARrrrr..
 
Who freakin' knew? Not me, not until thirty seconds before now anyway.. Its true, its International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

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Welcome to the one and only, official, accept-no-substitutes Talk Like A Pirate Day Web site.

You've read about it in Dave Barry's column. Maybe you caught one of our radio or TV interviews. Or maybe you just stumbled on to our site while googling around for sites your mother probably wouldn't approve of. Perhaps you're one of the millions of people from South Africa to Australia, from New York to the Pacific Northwest, who party like pirates every September 19th..
 
Aargh, we must merge matey. Wher's a mod when you need 'em?
 
What ye mean? Ye started this thread somewhere else, says I? It be my bizzad... Arrrr..
 
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yes.. i have asked to have powers to merge.. and it has been granted.. ARRR :beer_yum:
 
do you guys want to go see that pirate movie? i dont think you should bring your children though.......cause it is rated RRRRRRRRRR
 
I have tried all these and none of them work! I was told to go walk the plank a few times though. :cry: :unlove: ;)

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
 
Hardy har har. I be blowin me rum out me nose I be laughin so 'ard.. Arrrrr.
 
I was just about to post something, but i realized that my impression sucked so horribly, it would have killed it.
 
Apocalypse716 said:
I was just about to post something, but i realized that my impression sucked so horribly, it would have killed it.
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No guts no glory
 
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