Toilet Monster

There's been much worse and much more absurd.

BTW, I love when something says "See larger image" or "Click here for larger image" and the image appears even smaller. :tongue:
 
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I LOVE it! :claps: If I weren't so cheap I'd buy one to scare the crap out of my kids! or when we have a family gathering LOL :claps: :claps:
 
This is Hilarious. If my daughter wasn't afraid that Mr. Toliet Man was going to get her when she uses the potty I would get one.
 
Hehe, and it's categorized in ths Sporting Goods sections of Amazon. LOL
 
eabu said:
Hehe, and it's categorized in ths Sporting Goods sections of Amazon. LOL
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It is kinda 'good sporting'..... ;)
 
precocious said:
If I weren't so cheap I'd buy one to scare the crap out of my kids!
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Since the only time they would see this would be when they have to go already, it wouldn't be too hard to literally scare the crap out of them :)
 
WadeTheWise said:
Since the only time they would see this would be when they have to go already, it wouldn't be too hard to literally scare the crap out of them :)
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Guess who cleans up too! :( :p
 
a friend of ours has this toilet monster and there's someone who gets the heck scared out of him/her at EVERY party this guy has! i think it's hilarious!
 
clubchick said:
a friend of ours has this toilet monster and there's someone who gets the heck scared out of him/her at EVERY party this guy has! i think it's hilarious!
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Could you imagine, you are a guest at a friend's place and you hold out and go to the bathroom when you really have to go, and this thing is in the toilet, and all the people are outside of the door waiting for your reaction, I think you would seriously lose bowel control. :theyareon
 
eabu said:
Could you imagine, you are a guest at a friend's place and you hold out and go to the bathroom when you really have to go, and this thing is in the toilet, and all the people are outside of the door waiting for your reaction, I think you would seriously lose bowel control. :theyareon
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Well you know the saying, "Every party needs a party pooper."
 
eabu said:
Could you imagine, you are a guest at a friend's place and you hold out and go to the bathroom when you really have to go, and this thing is in the toilet, and all the people are outside of the door waiting for your reaction, I think you would seriously lose bowel control. :theyareon
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i had to pee really bad when i saw it for the first time, and, yes, i did almost wet myself LOL
but it's all in good fun, and it's worth it to see other people's reactions...
 
The best part about this item is the reviews it has gotten from buyers:

12 of 39 people found the following review helpful:

Watch out for these, January 6, 2006
Reviewer: J. Peverill "toilet monster maven" - See all my reviews

Contrary to popular opinion, the toilet monster is NOT a funny joke to play on people you care about. One time a friend of mine planted a toilet monster on his little brother and boy was that funny because he DIED from fear!

Just the same though it is a great weapon to use against your enemies, so I give it five stars. Heed my warning though.
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21 of 24 people found the following review helpful:

great googly moogly, January 6, 2006
Reviewer: C. Haan - See all my reviews

I had the pleasure of encountering a toilet monstor over the holidays. I came home from a drunken escapade and found my self getting sick on the way up the stairs to my bedroom. I felt the gurgle of puke start to come up so I high tailed it to the john. As I lifted the toilet cover the vomit was already on its way out. I shut my eyes as the vomit spued out of my mouth and nose. After 10 seconds of a solid stream of beer/peanuts/chili mix, I opened my eyes to this f*#king thing looking at me like "RAAAAAARRRRRRRR" with vomit all over him. Seriously, the vomit made this even more scarier. I had to throw this one out but we ended up buying another.
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and now, I'm sure due in great part to it being posted on Spoofee, the Toilet Monster went from
Amazon.com Sales Rank:

Yesterday: #6,020 in Sports & Outdoors

Today: #1 in Sports & Outdoors

CONGRATULATIONS SPOOFEE MEMBERS, YOU REALLY ARE MAKING A DIFFERENCE IN THIS WORLD!!!!!
 
I just ordered one

I found a good use: in June we have a horse pull ( http://www.horsepullresults.com/ ) the night before we buy about 5000 worth of beer and everyone gets drunk, im gonna put this thing on the toilet
 
You have to set up a camera, record the results and post it on the internet. But please blur out any graphic excretions.
 
eabu said:
You have to set up a camera, record the results and post it on the internet. But please blur out any graphic excretions.
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I will, if i don't fall for it myself ;)
 
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