Verizon cant do math

[JMB27]

Ok, some of you may have heard of this before but I just found out about it and I think it's hilarious!!! It's a long audio file (about 25 - 30 min) so listen when you have time, also, there is a transcript also posted that I recommend having in front of you when listening. The Blog link has some follow up on the story.

Enjoy!!

Audio - http://media.putfile.com/Verizon-Bad-Math

Transcript - http://www.verizonmath.com/transcript.htm

Blog - http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/

 

[rcdldl]

I think that this was once posted before.

 

[dehawk]

but the answer should be 4

 

[DanC]

42

That's What You Get When You Multiply 6 By 9

 

[Spoofee]

Some memorable quotes

"I've been working here for 2 years.... yes 0.002 cents"
"I'm not a mathematician"

 

[K Ma]

ick - I dont do math, that is what my husband is for :bigok:

 

[Big Daddy]

That's OK. JMB can't do English. :tongue:

 

[JMB27]

That's OK. JMB can't do English. :tongue:

This is America, I don't have to DOconvinced English! America will just learn my language :teeth:

Here ya go BD, just so you can get a head start.

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/ebonics_lesson.shtml