Why Poaching is Outlawed...

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The 25-year-old Scotland international was poaching...at his home near Mauchline, Ayrshire, when the accident happened....

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He went to the hospital for a little burn on his cheek?

wuss.
 
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"Broadfoot had already been ruled out for the rest of the season because of other injuries."

A splash burned face would have cinched the DL for sure if everything else had been fine. The guy is definitely a loser. Can't even poach an egg. This surely does explain why poaching is illegal. They should lock him up for being an idiot.
 
To commemorate the newsworthy event, I have thoroughly enjoyed a poached egg salad for dinner! :)



my cheeks, however, are okay, thank you for asking :boogy:
 
gr8nrg said:
To commemorate the newsworthy event, I have thoroughly enjoyed a poached egg salad for dinner! :)



my cheeks, however, are okay, thank you for asking :boogy:
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Don't tell anybody else. It will limit your chances of playing professional soccer.
 
Your cheeks appear to be distended by a soft drink container.

Butt that's not a medical opinion.
 
JerryP said:
Poaching or being an idiot?
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In Scotland, being an idiot is a right of passage. You only have to remember what they wear for "pants".

JerryP said:
Don't tell anybody else. It will limit your chances of playing professional soccer.
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DanC is Scottish???

DanC said:
Your cheeks appear to be distended by a soft drink container.

Butt that's not a medical opinion.
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Eating poached eggs and still not being able to figure out why he can't sit down...gr8nrg must be Scottish!
 
Actually my ancestors were Scottish, but they were smart enough to get out and find pants.
 
My mother was 1/2 Irish. She was born in Chicago.
 
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