X-mas on Nigeria anyone???

diGriz

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Since I have been blessed to have a won another Nigerian lottery - I was thinking about taking a trip over there to collect the balance of my winnings and throwing a big Nigerian x-mas party.

Anyone interested in going? I know it is short notice.

Here is my lottery notice -

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS-NIGERIA
(OFFICE OF THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR)
DIRECT LINE-:+234-805689-0338


FROM THE DESK OF THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(CBN)
PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO
DIRECT LINE-:+234-805689-0338

ATTENTION:DEAR VALUED CONTRACTOR,

YOUR IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT . CONTRACT#:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.

From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA(FGN), Your name was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their payments. I am prof.charles c.soludo. The executive governor central Bank Of Nigeria(CBN)

Firstly, I plead on behalf of my country and the Central Bank of Nigeria for not contacting you all this while as regards your contract payment, which I know by now, must have cost you some inconvineince, I am promising You on behalf of the central bank of Nigeria that this will not repeat itself any more.

I want you to know that your payment is valid and maintained with us here. I have ensured that you receive your fund through an international certified bank draft OR through banking wiring transfer, acceptable and payable to you. I advice you to cooperate with me and listen to my advice as the Central Bank of Nigeria (cbn) will not be held responsible for any lapses or miss-direction of your fund due to your inability to cooperate with me who is in-charge as the new elected executive governor of the central bank of Nigeria (CBN).

I can not vividly explain how this payment was generated / occured to you, but i was informed before I resumed my humble office in the month of may 2004 that a contract with the federal government was executed in your favor by a foreign contractor, who at the point of execution did not receive his payments. Coupled with the fact that the computer departments of the central bank was burnt down some months ago before I resumed this humble office, and all available informations as regards your informations that was dropped by the foreign contractor was missing as well.

when we were able to trace burnt files we were only left with your email address which I can not see clearly. When this payment notification was forwarded to my humble office, I decided to contact you for immediate payment in an international certified bank draft, or direct crediting to your norminated banking account payable to you in your name .

I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is us$10.5million dollars(Ten million five hundred thousand united states dollars).

P lease re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.

As soon as this informations are received, your payment will be made to you in a certified bank draft or direct crediting to your norminated banking account payable to you in your name from central bank of Nigeria .

You must mail or call me as soon as you receive this letter for a serious discussion with me.

CONGRATULATIONS.

BEST REGARDS,

Prof. Charles c. Soludo.
Executive governor,
central bank of Nigeria (cbn).
DIRECT LINE-:+234-805689-0338


I should have an advance payment any day now. This offer is more legitimate then the last one.:convinced:
 
Isn't it great that you must confirm your marital status?
 
I think you should tell him you're an FBI Agent......:rolleyes:
 
when we were able to trace burnt files we were only left with your email address which I can not see clearly.
...but was able to have my monkey secretary type out on the keyboard.

You should tell him that you overcharged the bank 7.25 million dollars. That would be fun.
 
spazntwitch said:
...but was able to have my monkey secretary type out on the keyboard.

You should tell him that you overcharged the bank 7.25 million dollars. That would be fun.


I am still trying to figure out how he knew my real name [VALUED CONTRACTOR ]

I have just got to be more careful when I get on the web.
 
If you send me 10K now, I will send you 100K in three weeks. Deal?
 
I will beat LiveSquids offer by 20K
 
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