Yo mama so..................

[precocious]

**Okay, I waited......Please one Mama at a time!

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

 

[Waxedstrong]

yo mama so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon.

 

[babuska73]

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

 

[SyLeNt]

Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods

 

[mikew151]

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her panties on the driveway

 

[precocious]

Yo mama so ugly she can scare dogs off a meat truck!

 

[Waxedstrong]

yo mama so ugly that your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

 

[SharonL]

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

 

[sexymamaof2]

yo mamas butt is so hairy... it looks like Don King i :claps: s about to pop out and say "only in america!"

 

[Big Daddy]

Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. :34:

http://www.joke-central.com/YoMama/Fat.html

For an even better variety: http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

 

[Waxedstrong]

yo mama so poor, she sells her lunch to buy dinner

 

[babuska73]

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

 

[Waxedstrong]

yo mama so poor she can't pay attention

 

[LiveSquid]

Yo mama so lazy she thinks manual labor is a Mexican.

 

[babuska73]

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection

 

[Rockstar]

Yo momma is so dumb that she put a ruler underneath her pillow to see how long she slept

yep, true story.

 

[daredevil]

Well....

Yo mama is so fat that she lives in Canada and the United States at the same time.

 

[PugGirl]

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

 

[LiveSquid]

Everybody stop talkin 'bout my mama!

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

 

[afoster380]

Yo mama is so big, that when she wears a red t-shirt people say, "look it's the KoolAid Man."