You know your ________ when __________.

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I'm starting a thread :D it's called You know your ________ when __________. Fill in the blanks LOL


You know your fat when a 6 year old (that you've never seen before) at the park walks up to you, places thier hand on your belly and say's "Are you pregnant?".

IT JUST HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY :((
 
you know you're in desperate need of a vacation when you see an upcoming day off and (in your mind, not aloud lol) go "woot, woot"

i don't know why i thought it... that sound in my head was absolutely ridiculous... why on earth does anyone say it, let alone think it... especially a 30-something woman LOL LOL LOL
 
You know you're losing your mind when you put ice cream in your condiment cabinet! :doh:
 
LOL hahahhaha this is going to be funny!!!!

BTW, I say woot woot. LOL
 
you know you're a grown up when the internet goes from being "cool" to "useful"
 
You know your out of it when you accidentally use lotion as soap at the sink.
 
You know you are getting old when you forget what you were just about to type
 
you know you're hungry when a "quick stop at the store" ends in a cart filled with things you "needed anyway, since I was here".
 
You know your sleepy when you put the milk cap on the baby bottle and the nipple on the milk jug.
 
You know you're getting old when you hear the tunes you LOVED as a teenager being played on the "oldies" station! :(
 
You know you're addicted to entering sweepstakes when you enter to win heart shaped backpacks with bat wings! (It IS kinda cool - unusual, but cool!) :bigok:
 
You know you're married to an English major when she looks over your shoulder to correct all of your grammar mistakes.

(She made me write this - I thought she was out)

oh oh here she comes again I got to....
 
ladymez said:
You know you're getting old when you hear the tunes you LOVED as a teenager being played on the "oldies" station! :(
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You know you're getting older when the song you hear now is a cover of the one you used to listen to.
 
You know you are dog dead tired when you are in the shower and realize half way through,you still have your glasses on.:sleep:
 
You know you're under the influence of Ambien when you apply what you think is your hair anti-frizz lotion, only to realize that it is your personal lubricant :doh: !!!!!!!!! That was the begining of a day from hell!!!
 
You know you're buzzed when you try to eat a frozen pizza! :teeth: Ouch! :(
 
diGriz said:
You know you're married to an English major when she looks over your shoulder to correct all of your grammar mistakes.

(She made me write this - I thought she was out)

oh oh here she comes again I got to....
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You know Preco is telepathic when she zooks commands into your spouse's head! :rofl:

How's the ice tea diGriz? No more bourbon for you! The English Major suddenly felt the need to empty the all the bottles and refill them with ice tea! LOL

Have you noticed? :o
 
precocious said:
...Have you noticed? :o
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You know you're going to get a big smack on the back of your head when I come over to your house this summer to get even with you.

Now I know why my vision cleared up, I stopped slurring my words and my wife went from being an optical illusion to the grandma tan.
 
diGriz said:
You know you're going to get a big smack on the back of your head when I come over to your house this summer to get even with you.

Now I know why my vision cleared up, I stopped slurring my words and my wife went from being an optical illusion to the grandma tan.
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huh??? gfh
 
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