You know you're a redneck if...........

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Okay, a friend of mine who moved to FL came for a visit...(this is what prompted this thread...:) )One at a time please......

You know you're a redneck when you've been married 3 times and never changed in-laws!
 
You know you're a redneck when: You have to wreck the truck to collect the insurance money to pay the truck payment
 
You can turn the back of your pick-up into a "swimmin' pool"....
 
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
 
You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
 
This is actually a true story, my friend Sarah, her family is from KY. They had a family reunion and around the dinner table somehow they were talking about Viagra. Sure enough one of her uncle have one bottle in his pocket.

So: you know you're a redneck if you bring Viagra to a family reunion
 
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mikew151 said:
This is actually a true story, my friend Sarah, her family is from KY. They had a family reunion and around the dinner table somehow they were talking about Viagra. Sure enough one of her uncle have one bottle in his pocket.

So: you know you're a redneck if you bring Viagra to a family reunion
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Hey..I represent that remark!! ;) LOL

Oh Yeah....When you let the grass grow in your yard to hide all the junk cars...YMBAR
 
If you've been on TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like you might be a redneck. :tongue:
 
If your Halloween pumpkin is still on the porch at Christmas.
( I have seen this!).... :eek:
 
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
 
You know your a redneck when this is your wedding picture! :p

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You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.
 
If this is how you do your house cleanin'






































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i see you got hubby helping you out today, precocious ;)
 
We've been married a while now. He does the 'heavy' cleaning around the house. Did I ever show you my engagement ring???

































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I might be a redneck if your salad bowls have the word Cool-whip on the side.

BTW my grandmother is like 87 years old and is as southern as you get does this!!:)
 
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