A 9 Iron for an extraction tool?

diGriz

diGriz

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Spazntwitch will correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think a 9 iron is a good extraction tool -

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/34174324/ns/sports-golf/

Also...Let me see if I understand this right...

Tiger gets into his car, drives down the driveway and hits a fire hydrant...

His wife is out of the car, with a golf club in her hand and uses it to smash the window to free Tiger from the car?

If I worked for TMZ, I might write the sequence of events a little bit differently.

:thinking: :suspicious: :unsure:
 
diGriz said:
Spazntwitch will correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think a 9 iron is a good extraction tool -

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/34174324/ns/sports-golf/

Also...Let me see if I understand this right...

Tiger gets into his car, drives down the driveway and hits a fire hydrant...

His wife is out of the car, with a golf club in her hand and uses it to smash the window to free Tiger from the car?

If I worked for TMZ, I might write the sequence of events a little bit differently.

:thinking: :suspicious: :unsure:
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and TMZ is, in fact writing this differently now...hell hath no fury like a woman who thinks she is or is cheated on...
 
Ok i understand that Tiger Woods was knocked unconscious,however am i missing something here???:confused:
He hit a fire hydrant and a tree,or just the fire hydrant?:confused:Maybe the poor guy was sleepwalking,got in his car,and had an accident.But :lol:why did the wife break his window open?
 
I want to see photos of those 'facial lacerations' I'm betting they're four parallel lines.
 
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?

They both get clubbed by Norwegiens.:wink:

:driver: Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open. :doh:
 
Only cause he has so much money is he waiting to let us know what happened, or what might have happened. As you can imagine, millions of dollars are on line about this.
 
DanC said:
I want to see photos of those 'facial lacerations' I'm betting they're four parallel lines.
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Being golf ignorant, I am going to assume there are four parallel lines on the bottom of a nine iron? :thinking:.......:shhh:........:pound:
 
sweetwinter said:
Being golf ignorant, I am going to assume there are four parallel lines on the bottom of a nine iron? :thinking:.......:shhh:........:pound:
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:shhh:More like fingernails down a face....:yesnod:

:wink:
 
The official website

Translation in blue:


As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

a 9 iron hurts like he**

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

because my wife is keeping my penis in a jar under her pillow

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

I was caught boinking another tall blonde, it's none of your business.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

She helped me see the error of my ways with that 9 iron.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

I'm not coming out of the house until these tigress claw gashes in my face heal.[
 
He doesn't have to talk to the cops or to us & probably won't. Just has to give his DL & insurance info.
 
Hey, I won't lose any sleep over this, but I do think this will follow and haunt him for years to come.....:yesnod:
 
morriefisher said:
He doesn't have to talk to the cops or to us & probably won't. Just has to give his DL & insurance info.
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You've never met the Forida Highway Patrol, have you?
He will talk to them, either with or without a subpoena.
 
My 3 year old is pretending to poop golf balls. I was going to put this comment in the Odd Comments section, but this thread seemed more appropriate.
 
If he is involved in an accident, he will have to talk to someone. The police have an investigation and they had better be thorough unless they want to appear biased.
 
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